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Girl:-Tumi amai kotota valobaso?
Boy:-Shahjahaner moto.
Girl:-Tobe Tajmahal baniye dao na keno?
Boy:-Jomi kena hoye geche, ekhon sudhu tomar MORAR opekhha!!!

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When some1 touchs u & u dont feel it means: IGNORANCE.
When some1 touchs u & u feel it means: LOVE.
When nobody touchs u & u feel it,means





"Itching" ;-)

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo.
Boy:Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya toh i will Kiss U.
GirL:What?Achha or 6 Aya Toh?
Boy:Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aya To Dubara Meri Bari.

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Greatness Inspires Envy

Envy Endangers Spite

Spite Spawns Fall

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Niche To Aise Dekh Rahi Ho,Jaise Ke Upar Ka Sab Samajh Mein Aa Gaya Ho!

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Vikhari:Sir,4 rupaia do,chay pina hai.
Sir:Chay to Rs.2 ka hai?
Vik:Sath me girlfrnd v hai.
Sir:vikhari ho kar GF bana lia!
Vik:Nehi sir,GF ne vikhari bana dia...

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Teacher-What U Want 2 B in Ur Life?
Raj-i Want 2 B A Pilot.
Rahul-i Want 2 B A Doctor
Rajni-i Want 2 B A Great Mother
Rajib-i Just Want 2 Help Rajni!

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Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dek ke bola-"lafz tere geet mere,ghazal koi sunau kya?"
ladki boli-"hath mere gaal tere,kan k niche bajau kya."

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Aj amra PRODIP e hath rakhe protigga krchi j-
Regulrly porbo,
Regulrly cls attnd korbo,
Teacher k gali debona,
Notes likhbo,




Jah sala!

PRODIP NIVE GELO

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Son wrting a letter to his father - TAKA CHAI, TAKA NAAI, CHITHI TAI, ITI KANAI
His father replies - SANGSARE CHAP, JONMO DEOA PAAP, KORO MAAP, ITI BAAP.

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Simple IIT questiOn
What Is The sOlutiOn fOr:
2 + 2 = ? ?
OptiOn:-
A) 4
B) fOur
C) IV
D) 4.O

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