funny0003

Gazab ka nakhra, ajeeb ye style hai
Msg nahi karte aur kehte hai Mere paas mobile hai.
Besharmi ki hadd to dekho,
Ye parkar v inke chehre per smile hai...:)

funny0002

If a scientist make a mistake, its new invention..
If a tailor make a mistake, its a new fashion..
But if a lover makes a mistake, its a new generation..

santabanta0002

Santa: I saw my wife going for a movie with an unknown man.
Banta: Why didn't you follow her?
Santa: I have already seen that movie.

santabanta0001

Santa-yar mujhe ajib msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya!!
Banta-kya likha tha?
Santa-battery low...

funny0001

Sometimes my mind asks...
Why I miss you?
Why I remember you?
Why I do msg for you?
then my Heart says...
mental patient needs more care.