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Girl:-Tumi amai kotota valobaso?
Boy:-Shahjahaner moto.
Girl:-Tobe Tajmahal baniye dao na keno?
Boy:-Jomi kena hoye geche, ekhon sudhu tomar MORAR opekhha!!!

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When some1 touchs u & u dont feel it means: IGNORANCE.
When some1 touchs u & u feel it means: LOVE.
When nobody touchs u & u feel it,means





"Itching" ;-)

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo.
Boy:Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya toh i will Kiss U.
GirL:What?Achha or 6 Aya Toh?
Boy:Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aya To Dubara Meri Bari.

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Greatness Inspires Envy

Envy Endangers Spite

Spite Spawns Fall

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Niche To Aise Dekh Rahi Ho,Jaise Ke Upar Ka Sab Samajh Mein Aa Gaya Ho!

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Vikhari:Sir,4 rupaia do,chay pina hai.
Sir:Chay to Rs.2 ka hai?
Vik:Sath me girlfrnd v hai.
Sir:vikhari ho kar GF bana lia!
Vik:Nehi sir,GF ne vikhari bana dia...

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Teacher-What U Want 2 B in Ur Life?
Raj-i Want 2 B A Pilot.
Rahul-i Want 2 B A Doctor
Rajni-i Want 2 B A Great Mother
Rajib-i Just Want 2 Help Rajni!

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Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dek ke bola-"lafz tere geet mere,ghazal koi sunau kya?"
ladki boli-"hath mere gaal tere,kan k niche bajau kya."

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Aj amra PRODIP e hath rakhe protigga krchi j-
Regulrly porbo,
Regulrly cls attnd korbo,
Teacher k gali debona,
Notes likhbo,




Jah sala!

PRODIP NIVE GELO

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Son wrting a letter to his father - TAKA CHAI, TAKA NAAI, CHITHI TAI, ITI KANAI
His father replies - SANGSARE CHAP, JONMO DEOA PAAP, KORO MAAP, ITI BAAP.

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Simple IIT questiOn
What Is The sOlutiOn fOr:
2 + 2 = ? ?
OptiOn:-
A) 4
B) fOur
C) IV
D) 4.O

Issi Liye toh Students Sucide karte hai..

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Please check My English:
AB
CD
EF
GH
IJ
KL
MN
OP
QR
STV
WX
YZ.
miss anything?
YES, I MISS "U"

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When we like someone a lot,
they become a part of ourself..
Dats why it pains us so much when we Miss them,
bcoz we Miss a part of ourself...!

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How does an Accountant define sex.?
Balance the legs,
make an entry,
deposit sum amount,
do the withdrawl
&
enjoy the interest after 9months!!

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Sum promises r alwz unbrokn..
Sum memories r alwz unwritten...
Feel d maglc of 'TRUE RELATION'
&
U will realise dat real feeling r always unspoken

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Relation Is when some1 hurts u...
u dont hurt back..
when some1 shouts at u..
u dont shout back..
but when some1 needs u..
u always come back....

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Life becoms exciting wen eyes start looking at sumone silently.
But Life bcomes more xciting wen dat sum1 start reading those eyes silently..

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Life nvr leaves u empty
It always replaces evrythng u lost!
If it asks u 2 put smthng dwn
Its bcoz it wnts u to pick up smthng greater

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"Past is a waste paper,"
"Present is a Newspaper,"
"Future is a question paper,"
"Life is an ANSWER PAPER"

so carefully read & write!!

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Zindegi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil jata hai, koi bichad jata hai,
jise mangte hai hum apni duao me,
vo kisi aur ko bina mange mil jata hai.

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Three tips to play a safe game of life.
*Dont make promises when u r in joy.
*dont reply when u r sad.
*dont take decision when u r angry..

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Read dis slowly "LIFEISNOWHERE"
What did u read?
Life is No Where
or
Life is Now Here?

Just a beautiful line 2 say-
'life depends on the way we look!'

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H P
A P
Y
R I
A N
Y

DAY

Sorry, tez hawa ki waja se words urti huyi ayi...
Njoy!!!

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Gazab ka nakhra, ajeeb ye style hai
Msg nahi karte aur kehte hai Mere paas mobile hai.
Besharmi ki hadd to dekho,
Ye parkar v inke chehre per smile hai...:)

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If a scientist make a mistake, its new invention..
If a tailor make a mistake, its a new fashion..
But if a lover makes a mistake, its a new generation..

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Santa: I saw my wife going for a movie with an unknown man.
Banta: Why didn't you follow her?
Santa: I have already seen that movie.

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Santa-yar mujhe ajib msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya!!
Banta-kya likha tha?
Santa-battery low...

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Tear is d silent language of pure heart.
When the tears come with reason - U got some problem.
But when tears come without any reason u miss SOMEONE..........!!!

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Define trust...
"Giving someone the authority to destroy you completely, but having the confidence that they would never do it'...